Tag: funny
member name: Mark Lange
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June 25, 2007 10:18 PM EDT --
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."
"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up . . .
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July 30, 2007 06:23 PM EDT --
"If Men Got Pregnant..."
Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would . . .
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September 20, 2007 10:59 PM EDT --
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with
a box of crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it
in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
. . .
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October 05, 2007 11:47 AM EDT --
The following are entries to a contest by The
Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line
romantic poem... except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the First . . .
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September 01, 2007 03:19 AM EDT --
Man of the year
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October 31, 2007 07:33 PM EDT --
When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson . . .
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November 05, 2007 10:36 PM EST --
Here's another funny joke that came to me in my email. I did not write this!~
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question . . .
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November 07, 2007 03:48 PM EST --
This was in my inbox this morning and I just had to share!~
Subject: Why men don't write advice columns...
Dear :Bob
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set . . .
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November 09, 2007 05:20 PM EST --
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting . . .
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November 10, 2007 06:46 PM EST --
This is so funny! You've got to go see this article if you have the time!
"South Korea’s ‘Mr. Toilet’ builds lavish commode-shaped house"
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21715741/?GT1=10547 . . .
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November 13, 2007 02:12 PM EST --
This is anhother email joke I got on Sunday. Hope you like it!~
Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly . . .
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November 27, 2007 05:06 AM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING: Hubby and I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough . . .
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December 14, 2007 12:01 PM EST --
Elevator Magic A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end . . .
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February 24, 2008 12:28 PM EST --
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 . . .
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March 03, 2008 06:35 PM EST --
When I was a toddler, someone had given me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a . . .
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March 04, 2008 12:13 AM EST --
Man's best friend
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car . . .
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October 24, 2007 03:25 PM EDT --
Another funny email I got today!
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When . . .
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October 25, 2007 12:32 AM EDT --
One day Jesus and Moses were playing a round of Golf at the Heavenly Acres Golf Club.
They approached Hole number 9, which is a 200 yard hole with a large pond between the tee box and the green.
Moses . . .
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December 07, 2007 07:23 PM EST --
A cowboy gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy . . .
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December 12, 2007 11:42 AM EST --
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the puppies,
Dallas and Smokey, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me
asked if I had a dog. On impulse, . . .
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